Scobleism

mugger failed to mug me successfully.

The first time I almost got mugged was outside Victoria station in Westminster at about 12 in the evening, this mugger pop out of nowhere and demand money (also says please, which is quite polite of him), at that point I burst out laughing really hard, why? Because the knife he’s using to mug me is in fact, a Swiss army pocketknife, probably a fake that he got for a tenner, I can’t stop laughing even thought when he could’ve knifed me, but he didn’t and buggered off.

So that’s one-nil to me.

The second time however was a bit more complicated, add to that I was in an area where mugger believe to be more frequency in Brixton, instead of a tiny knife, he got a big fuck-off Crocodile Dundee knife (he also says please while demanding my money which again is polite of him). Somehow I just panic and went full on arguing with him about how sloppy the process of mugging me is, I don’t remember much what I’ve says to him but this is how it go;

“Oh you’re going to mug me, like? See, the problem is you complete inept bugger, is that I can quite clearly see your face, figure out your height and what clothes you’re currently wearing, however if you did stab me and left me to dead, then you’d get caught anyway like the other muggers do, look around, this isn’t exactly a discreet location to mug someone, and you already left plenty of print!”

At that point he buggered off as well, two-nil to me.

The third time, I’m not so sure whether it was a successful mugging or not; On the way to the station, rushing as I was late for a date with someone, a mugger pop out of nowhere (again, says please while demanding my money), at that point I was properly annoyed that I got held up by a pesky mugger, I scramble into my pocket, pull out a tenner, toss it to him, told him to piss off back to Romford, and back rushing to the station to catch the train.

He probably did do a successful mugging, but someone pointed out to me that I merely donated him the money, so the score is still two-nil to me.

That’s pretty much my experience of ‘almost’ getting mugged, I did notice however, that the British muggers are somewhat more polite, when my mate who got mugged some years ago, the mugger gave him a pound twenty for the bus fare home, very nice of them, even thought they took all of his queens, I suppose some would says that you only need to says the right thing to prevent such thing, instead of getting a weapon to prevent these thing to happen like that 2nd Amendment rubbish in America.

Ta ra for now.

I'm nervous, I'm always like that, being extremely lazy for some reason, when I went through boarding school (Mary Hare Grammar For The Hard of Hearing) I always get some help in my work during the GCSE time, and passes with flying colour (11 GCSE) but when I went through 6th forms, I barely passed because I didn't get much help as I do as 6th form's more independent, incidentally I passed art because of the motivation of my art teacher who have so much faith in me, that I couldn't bear to let her down.

Along came Art Foundation, since I didn't do well, I'll need to go to an Art Foundation course in order to get into any university I want to go, I was quite slacking as the Art Foundation is a lots more independent, but I kept going because I like to be creative and such, but when i go out of the studio, the motivation disappear, and the only work I did was in the studio during college hours, very rarely I do work out of the college which was a bad thing, probably barely says 60 hours altogether outside college, the essay was particularly hard and I didn't hand it in on time, my mother helped me with my essay (the bad English, the grammar, etc) and I managed to get a merit.

Now that I'm at uni, it become more of a reality that I couldn't managed to get movitated, that I barely can forced myself to do work, particularly the essay which I'm so far behind in, amongst other that I actually feel I might failed, exactly like my 6th forms college.

doctors says it's ADD, but I'm trying to prove him wrong, yet it hard.

That theme is proper brilliant, it's the bee's knee, I can't believed I missed this theme, proper smooth without being overly gothic for one (oh and I found out that other livejournal is actually 'deadjournal')

Whew! back in Live Journal who has gained a reputation for being popular amongst the Goth and Emo community (the Goth tend to call it their DeathJournal, or there is actually one? it time to Google! *insert Batman or Superman theme* other than that, I have my own personal blog at www.scobleism.com, but the problem with that is I have to kept updating it from the desktop, then put it on FTP to upload to my hosting, and job done, whether other site who's specialist in blogging of course, just make your life easier than nick, enter entry, submit, and pop a nice cuppa for yer. (ok it doesn't make your own tea, but hey)

Ciao for now.